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So my workphone started acting like a Turret

digitalpuke: Hello? Are you still there? So it started shooting at you on sight?

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Watch

thedailywhat: Oscars: Cirque du Soleil performers perform a movie-themed tribute to movies at tonight’s movie awards. [@zprophet_mma.] Oh my gosh! I haven’t seen any Cirque du Soleil shows in a while. I forgot how much I loved their performances! And when I say I haven’t seen any of their shows, I mean on DVD. xD

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...

fondofit: bleedingchord: xenontrioxide: whaoanon: beesmygod: yaoiguai: bogdiddy: LOL YES GOOD ah sugoi this whole thing is pretty good chemistry followed by snowslick welp Hellish gentlemen and mobsters. Yes good. My own art. YES. Which reminds me I need to work on this thing. It’s all because my Tumblr name IS a name… My name is so moe~ ...

Feb 27th

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THERE IS A HAKUOUKI APP THAT I CANNOT HAVE.

Sad. It’s on both Android/iOS, but my phone is not compatible with it. T_T It’s $6.20 for the Android app (and possibly about the same on iTunes, since it costs 500 yen). Link

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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My cute little Jade

Emperor Peony: Oh, it's you!  You've come at a good time.  Your mission this time is...
Luke: ...We haven't said anything about taking on any mission.
Emperor Peony: Details!  Who needs 'em!  More importantly, my precious rappigs have run away!  They should still be inside the castle somewhere.  Think you could look for them?
Jade: Your Majesty, we did not come here to search for rappigs.
Emperor Peony: What?  Then I ask you this.  What do you intend to do if my cute little Jade falls down the stairs and breaks his neck?  How will you take responsibility if my cute little Jade is roasted in the kitchen?
Jade: ...That's extremely disturbing.  Please stop saying that.
Emperor Peony: Don't worry.  You're the non-cute Jade.  My cute little Jade isn't good at learning tricks, but his fur is so shiny and--
Jade: We'll search for them.  We'll search for them, so please, please stop.
Emperor Peony: I'm glad you've come to see it my way.  There are five rappigs:  Nephry, Jade, Saphir, Aslan and Gelda.  If you find them, I'll reward you.  Thanks!
Natalia: ...Colonel.
Jade: ...My apologies.  I was unable to take any further humiliation.
Luke: Emperor Peony really has your number, huh, Jade?  Has he got blackmail material on you or something?
Guy: If Jade has any weaknesses, I'd like to know what they are.  I have to admire His Majesty.
Tear: At any rate, now  that we've taken on the job, we've got to look for them.
Anise: Yeah!  Let's get that reward!

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Jin has pissed off the bridge troll

uso-ippai: I wasn’t looking to write about the never ending JinxMeisa saga again tonight. But this article is just too funny. Akanishi Jin and Kuroki Meisa’s shotgun wedding has apparently put a stop to many other Johnny’s marriage prospects. Remember TOKIO’s Kokubun Taichi’s rumored future wedding? Well, good luck with that because apparently Johnny has banned marriages in the near future....

Feb 25th

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damnit tumblr staff

fuckyeah-animalcrossing: we’ve had THIS for a year now THERE’S NOTHING THERE I’ve had the same problem, but it disappeared when I got messages (spammy ones) again and used the “Delete All” option.

Feb 25th

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D'awww

There’s a female NPC in Tales of the Abyss that’s in love with General Cecille. You can find her in Baticul, on the right side of the dock when you’re arriving/departing. The first time you talk to her, she says how she wishes she had been born male. (Aww. ._.) I don’t always talk to her when I’m in Baticul, mostly because I’m busy running around trying to...

Feb 25th

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Such A Beautiful Friendship

Dist: Jade...wait for me... ...zzz...
Anise: ...He's playing tag with you in his dreams, Colonel.
Jade: Well, now... I'll just ask him a little about Mt. Roneal. Please wait outside, everyone.
Jade: ...
Dist: ...(blood-curdling scream)
Everyone: !!!
Dist: S-stop! Stop! You're killing me! Jade! I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Everyone: ...
Jade: It seems the earthquakes have lead to more frequent avalanches. Also, an extremely powerful monster has taken up residence in the deeper parts. The monsters in the are have likely grown aggressive due to that influence.
Luke: O-okay... Um...about that scream just now...
Jade: Oh, that was nothing. Now, let's be going.
Luke: Right...

Feb 25th

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Friday Update

uso-ippai: Sometimes some articles aren’t worth translating, but they do have one or two good bits in there. So I think I’ll do a mini-update of all the mini-drama that went on this week. Sasaki Nozomi allegedly said, “I can’t believe Meisa and Jin did it bareback!” source Matsumoto Jun is suffering from hayfever. It gets so bad that he has his manager carrying a box of tissue around for him...

Feb 25th

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